Posted in February 2012

How Creme Fraiche Ruined My Day

Nobody ever said that going refined sugar and refined carbohydrates free was going to be easy.

Other phrases no one has ever uttered are, “Elizabeth, you’re a great inventor of recipes” or “Hey, creme fraiche is gonna make those split peas taste better”.

I wish I’d gotten the memo on the latter two.

So, it all started with me reading an article someone had written about using unsweetened (READ: sugar free) chocolate to create chocolate covered something or other. The recipe sounded delicious but it used honey to sweeten the chocolate and in my book honey is a little too close to refined sugar for my own liking. So, I decided to create my own chocolate-dipped something or other on my own, (mistake #1). I have used unsweetened chocolate on baked pears and it has turned out yummy but in retrospect, it has occurred to me that the sugar of the pear made the chocolate taste less like dirt than it normally would.

And so, this morning I took out my no-sugar-added peanut butter and decided I would cover it in melted unsweetened chocolate. In my head, projecting ahead to the final product, I feared that the peanut butter might be a bit too dry so I began to brainstorm ideas to make it more moist. I opened the fridge and there staring at me, was a container of creme fraiche. Now, I confess…I have NO idea what people actually do with creme fraiche. I bought it because it sounded like something I might like and only used it once, as a dipping accompaniment to my aforementioned baked pear. I spooned out a small amount and added it to my chunky peanut butter (mistake #2). I rolled that mixture into little balls, smothered them in unsweetened chocolate, sprinkled on a bit of sliced almond, (hey, it looked pretty) and let them cool and harden in the freezer.

The final product?

They looked pretty, don’t they?

Here’s a close up of the inside,

And then I took a bite, (mistake #3).

They tasted like, well, dirt mixed with creme fraiche, sprinkled with almond slices.

So, let’s chalk this one up to an aesthetically pleasing and painfully disappointing FAIL.

And then came dinner.

I’ve had a bag of split peas in my pantry for some time now. Tonight they spoke to me, whispering, “Hey, don’t bother with a recipe or an attempt to turn us into soup, just create your own recipe.”

Well, I’m not one to turn a cold shoulder to talking food and so I followed their orders (mistake #4).

I simmered the split peas for what seemed like 4 hours, (ok, it was only like 40 minutes, but time goes in slow-motion when you’re hungry, no?) Once they were cooked, I gave ‘em a taste and found them a bit, err…dry.

So what do you think I decided to add to them to make them more moist?

Are you shaking your head yet because you know what’s coming? You should be.

You guessed it!

Creme Freaking Fraiche. (What # mistake am I on now? I’ve lost count)

Why? I have no clue. Honestly, I just tried to think of reasons why and I’m at a complete lost.

And here was the final product,

Yea, it made me want to projectile vomit too.

So, in case you’re keeping track, that totals

2 fails

0 dinner

0 dessert

and most importantly

1 GIANT lesson learned: Say au revoir to le creme fraiche!

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Sugar Infographic

In my quest to cut out sugar, I’ve found that I have to be very vigilant of ingredient lists. There is sugar in so many of the foods we do not necessarily consider “sweets”, (tomato sauce, dressings, etc).

I came across this infographic about sugar at http://blog.shareitfitness.com/2011/09/06/not-so-sweet-sugar-facts/

It’s a great eye-opener.

 

Cheesy Bean Dip with Red Pepper Dippers

Sometimes, being a finicky eater means eating things that don’t necessarily appeal to the average person’s sense of what is delicious. A personal favorite of mine, before going low carb, was pickle and mustard sandwiches on a hotdog bun. You can imagine the strange, judgemental, looks I’ve received from people upon seeing me eating one of these masterpieces.

Another favorite choice of mine is eating refried beans as a meal. I have been known, on more that a few occasions, to open up a can of vegetarian refried beans, pop it in the ol’ microwave, add a dot of hot sauce or dollop of sour cream and call it dinner. Some people find this unappealing and I admit, it is not exactly pleasing to the eye. However, it pleases my taste buds and fills up my belly and so I shall not apologize.

Tonight, I found myself craving some layered bean dip. At it’s best, layered bean dip includes stratum of seasoned refried beans, salsa, olives, lettuce, cheese and sour cream accompanied by tortilla chips. Tonight, however, my kitchen was not stocked with all of the necessary ingredients to make some top-notch dip. But, my finicky belly wants what it wants and so, I made due with what I had and created this:

Since I’m off carbs, I used some red pepper bits I had in the fridge to substitute as crunchy dippers. The bean dip is refried beans seasoned with some creole spices, (odd combo, perhaps but delicious), cheese and salsa. And while, I admit it might look much less presentable than something you might find at Bobby Vans or, maybe even Chipotle Mexican Grille, I can attest to the fact that it was pleasing to my picky palette and very, very satisfying.

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Tonight’s Creation

More often than not, my decision about what is for dinner is a matter of me staring into the pantry, fridge, or freezer until something jumps out and yells, “EAT ME!”  Tonight, there was a cast of characters calling out to me that included the following:

Chickpeas

Frozen peas

Frozen spinach

Feta Cheese

I started by zapping the first three in the microwave. On many occasions, plain ol’ veggies and feta is enough for me, but tonight I had a  different idea. “What if,” I asked myself, “I added some part-skim ricotta into this mix and threw that sucker in the oven for a bit?”

And here is the answer to that question:

 

I mixed in just a sprinkle of parmesan cheese and topped the bake with feta after I plated it, as opposed to before I baked it, because I love the contrast of the warm mixture with the bite of cold feta. What I loved most about this little creation is that is really filled me up. It did not take much of this surprisingly hearty meal to satisfy my seemingly endless pit of a stomach.

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Fill-Me-Up-Breakfast

Lots of people, upon finding out I’ve cut out refined sugar and carbs, ask me, “So, what do you eat?”

Well, here is today’s first meal.

Bananas, natural (no sugar added) peanut butter, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.

And, of course, a nice glass of cold low fat milk.

Nom, nom, nom!

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What Teaching Has Taught Me About Changing My Eating Habits

As a teacher, often times I find myself faced with the challenge of trying  to resolve behavioral issues in my classroom. One such behavior that has popped up in just about every group of children I have ever worked with is fidgeting. Maybe I should take a quick second to clarify what I mean when I classify fidgeting as a behavior issue. I myself am a  fidgeter when I am required to stand or sit still for anything longer than oh, say ten minutes. However, as a healthy, functioning (maybe that’s up for debate), adult I am aware of appropriate vs. inappropriate fidgeting. Bobbing my foot while my legs are crossed under the table is a socially acceptable form of fidgeting. Playing with the hair of the person sitting next to me, on the other hand, is not so acceptable. And this latter example is where many of my students run into trouble. You see, it’s not the fidgeting that is most often the issue, it is the way the fidgeting manifests itself into inappropriate touching of people and objects.

So whats a teacher to do? Do I play the part of a broken record?

Stop moving!

Stop moving!

STOP MOVING!

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD STOP MOVING!

Any teacher or parents can probably recall a situation in which they tried this broken record method and while maybe it worked for a few minutes, I’d bet you a roll of quarters that it didn’t take long for the child to start the (insert disruptive/inappropriate behavior here) all over again.

So what do we do?

Well, my training and experience tells me that telling a child NOT to do something does not teach them what they SHOULD  be doing it just creates a sort of vacuum. Rather, if you find a child to be having issues with a particular behavior, help them REPLACE the behavior with a more socially acceptable one. Enter the fidget ball. The fidget ball (see picture above) is a small ball, my personal favorite is created using balloons and lentils, (find instructions on how to make your own here), that a child can hold in his or her lap during times when it is expected of him or her to be (relatively) still. The fidget ball provides an appropriate outlet for fidgeting to those children who might otherwise start playing with the hair of the child next to them or tapping the wall or floor or whatever else might be in tapping-distance.

So what does all of this have to do with my eating habits?

Well, in the past, I found that telling myself, “Elizabeth, stop eating garbage food,” worked for all of two weeks before I was back to eating garbage food. Why? Well, the way I figure it, in much the same way that “stop moving” is not helping a child sit without fidgeting in an inappropriate manner, “stop eating garbage food” was not helping me eat healthy, it was just creating a vacuum of not eating.

And so, nearly eight weeks ago when I decided to stop my intake of refined sugar, I took some of my own teacher-ly advice and began to implement a plan of replacing all that sugary junk with food that might satisfy my need for sweet with something more appropriate for healthy living.

As it turns out, when you are not eating a half of a pound of sugar a day, you may find that things like red peppers and clementines are capable of satisfying your sweet tooth.

Who knew?

So, as you start to think about cutting out this or cutting back on that, take the time to brainstorm replacements. Ask not only, what foods can I eliminate? but also, what foods or activities will help me work towards my goal?

Now it’s your turn…

How have you or how do you plan on replacing not-so-good-for-you-foods?

 

Pull Up A Chair!

These days, it seems that just about everyone and their technologically savvy mother keep some sort of food blog. Hours upon hours of my life have been devoted to perusing these blogs, salivating at the pictures of culinary creations I wholeheartedly wanted to make but knew I probably never would. Never, that is, until this past December.

While I have always been something of a finicky eater, my picky-ness took a new and exciting turn just before the start of 2012 when I decided to cut out refined sugar and most carbohydrates. After what turned out to be an over-indulgent, shove-as-many-Christmas-tree-shaped-sugar-cookies-down-my-throat-as-is-physically-possible-and-holy-crap-who-brought-the-cake-balls-I’ll-just-have one-or-two-or-seven-thanks kind of holiday season, I felt, with every sugar-saturated fiber of my body that I needed a break. I needed a break from the highs and lows I experienced daily in my mood, energy and hunger level. I needed a break from headaches I got after not eating anything for a few hours. I needed a break from what I (and my ever-so-patient boyfriend who takes care of me when I come down with it) refer to as “sugar belly”.

And so, on the 28th of December, I vowed to not touch refined sugar or carbs until the 28th day of the following month, which coincidentally, was going to be my 28th birthday. The tricky part of my decision to, what I like to call detox, was that, well I was already a finicky-as-all-get-out eater (read: No meat, few veggies, nothing that sounds exotic, and many other restrictions based on my aversion to many different textures) so adding even more foods to the list of things that won’t cross my lips was seemingly going to make my life way more difficult. (And by “me” I mostly mean my boyfriend who handles, lovingly, most of the preperation of my meals).

Nearly eight weeks later, I’m still refined-sugar free and can’t imagine going back to my old two-kit-kats-and-a-pair-of-ho-hos-a-day habit. (No offense kit-kats and ho hos, I love you and all your chocolate-y melt on my fingertips so I’m forced to lick you off with my tongue goodness).

And so, I’ve replaced all the sugary, little-to-no nutrition foods, (and I use the term “food” loosely) with delicious, clean, whole foods that don’t make me feel like falling into a sugar-crash coma twenty minutes after finishing.

And so, I would like to introduce you to my new blog. Finickeats. It’s a blog about being a finicky eater, learning to love (or at least try) foods I previously had refused to put anywhere near my mouth, and enjoying the sugar free lifestyle that’s led me to many new and adventurous recipes!

Enjoy!

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